BY LUKE REILLY Jean-Claude Van Damme, or Jean-Claude Camille Francois Van Varenberg to anybody reading his driver's licence, is one of Hollywood's greatest living actors.
From the moment the Muscles from Brussels stepped off the plane and into a lycra onesie to star as an excited extra in Breakin', a landmark in American cinema, it was clear he was destined for great things.
The recipient of several MTV Movie Award nominations for Most Desirable Male and well-known for shouldering the incredible burden of playing two roles in the same film, JCVD has been shining bright on the silver screen for almost three decades. Cornerstones of movie history like Universal Soldier, Cyborg and Universal Soldier: The Return would be nothing if not for their emotionally-charged performances from acting powerhouse Van Damme.
If only the video game industry had embraced Jean-Claude with the same enthusiasm as Tinseltown...
In a perfect world we'd probably make this packshot lenticular, so the little Van Damme would dance as you moved past the box on the shelf. Guaranteed purchase.
The stars of Double Team, JCVD and Dennis Rodman, invade Valve's popular online shooter. Rodman's lurid hair colour places him at a considerable disadvantage.
Van Damme travels back in time to kickbox a little voice coaching into Link. Oh, and save his wife, or whatever it was he was doing in that movie.
The Russian mafia has hidden thousands of tiny micro bombs in your company's knock off jeans, ready to ship to the US! Hong Kong! CIA moles! Rob Schneider! Quick, to the ATVs!
We didn't even have to change the name. Van Damme still doesn't stand a chance against Mike Haggar though, even if there is two of him.
Remember that part in Hard Target where Van Damme punches a snake? Yeah? Cool. Just wondering.
Waggle the remote to bludgeon your opponent to death. Hold the remote above your head to celebrate as your opponent bleeds out into the sand. Who says motion controls have to suck?
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